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LAST WEEK
Capricorn
22nd December - 19th January
Can you believe it! You will finally win the lottery. Nah, just kidding. But you will have a rather pleasant week. Sorry about the lottery tho. Real bummer.
Aquarius
20th January - 18th February
You are about to have a chill week. Don't stress about school (it hasn't even started yet), stay out of drama, keep things under control and don't overwork yourself. Keep it simple.
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Pisces
19th February - 20th March
Virgo, I see bright things in your future. But I don't know what. Ah yes, I see it now! You'll get out of bed and you won’t look at memes the whole week. Yes, I know you can make me proud Virgo. I know you can do it.
Aries
20th March - 20th April
Oh no! Aries, I am sorry, but things won't go your way. I suggest you just stay in bed for the whole week and not show your face till Monday.
Taurus
20th April - 21st May
Ah, damn it! Not this week! No one will listen to you, only two weeks till school starts and people will hate you. I know it's annoying, but you'll get trough it. I believe in you Taurus. I know you can do it. Just stay chill.
Gemini
21st May - 21st June
Summer is almost over, just two more weeks. You just have to live them to the fullest. Even if it's short it will be great. Honestly just go out with friends and you will have the time of your life.
Cancer
21st June - 23rd July
Ah yes, here comes another weird week. You're going to waste it by looking at memes and your mom will freak out because you aren't doing anything. Your crush won't notice you just like every week before this one and you'll probably end up alone. Sorry.
Leo
23rd July - 23rd August
My dear Leo. Another week of staying neutral. I have a feeling that two of your close friends will get into an awful argument, that will last for a long time. Just know, don't get in the middle of it. Stay neutral, stay Switzerland!
Virgo
23rd August - 23rd September
Oh no! Leo, I am sorry, but things won't go your way. I suggest you just stay in bed for the whole week and not show your face till Monday.
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Libra
23rd September - 23rd October
Scorpio, I see bright things in your future. But I don't know what. Ah yes, I see it now! You'll get out of bed and you won't watch Netflix for the whole week. Yes, I know you can make me proud Scorpio. I know you can do it.
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Scorpio
23rd October - 22nd November
Can you believe it! You will finally win the lottery. Nah, just kidding. But you will have a rather pleasant week. Sorry about the lottery tho. Real bummer.
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Sagittarius
22nd November - 22nd December
Ah, damn it! Not this week! No one will listen to you, school will start and people will hate you. I know it's annoying, but you'll get trough it. I believe in you Sagittarius. I know you can do it.