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Capricorn
22nd December - 19th January
My dear Capricorn. I'm sorry but the odds won't be ever in your favor this week. You will face many obstacles in your first week back to school. I know you don't want to go back or see you friends, but you have to. I know you can do it.
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Aquarius
20th January - 18th February
September is almost here! I know you're not happy about it, but you just might enjoy it. It looks like a new crush is about to come along and sweep you off your feet. On the other hand, it looks like your best friend found a new friend to hang out with. But don't beat yourself up about it, you'll find new friends. You didn't like that one anyway.
Pisces
19th February - 20th March
Ah, damn it! Not this week! No one will listen to you, school will start and people will hate you. I know it's annoying, but you'll get trough it. I believe in you Pisces. I know you can do it.
Aries
20th March - 20th April
This is your week Aries. School will go well, your grades won't keep falling like they did last year and your friends won't annoy you. Your mom will let you take a break from all your hard work at home and she won't bother you. And finally, your crush might actually talk to you. Who knows?
Taurus
20th April - 21st May
You are about to have a chill week. Don't stress about pointless things, stay out of drama, keep things under control and don't overwork yourself. Keep it simple.
Gemini
21st May - 21st June
Yes! You made it through last week! But don't be happy yet. Doom is upon you. Nah, just kidding. But really, don't do anything stupid. Don't get into fights, go bungee-jumping, climb or anything like that if you want to get your Horoscoop next week. And live, of course.
Cancer
21st June - 23rd July
Can you believe it! You will finally win the lottery. Nah, just kidding. But you will have a rather pleasant week. Sorry about the lottery tho. Real bummer.
Leo
23rd July - 23rd August
Oh no! Leo, I am sorry, but things won't go your way. I suggest you just stay in bed for the whole week and not show your face till Monday.
Virgo
23rd August - 23rd September
Ah yes, here comes another weird week. You're going to waste it by looking at memes and your mom will freak out because you aren't doing anything. Your crush won't notice you just like every week before this one and you'll probably end up alone. Sorry.
Libra
23rd September - 23rd October
My dear Libra. Another week of staying neutral. I have a feeling that two of your close friends will get into an awful argument, that will last for a long time. Just know, don't get in the middle of it. Stay neutral, stay Switzerland!
Scorpio
23rd October - 22nd November
Scorpio, I see bright things in your future. But I don't know what. Ah yes, I see it now! You'll get out of bed and you won't watch Netflix and YouTube for the whole week. Yes, I know you can make me proud Scorpio. I know you can do it.
Sagittarius
22nd November - 22nd December
Wait, what time of the year is it again? Oh right, it's almost September, which means back to school! I know you hate it, but it looks like it will actually go well for you. You will have a great start of the year and you will make an amazing first impression. You'll finally see your friends! So don't be so grumpy. You'll like it.