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HOROSCOOP

It's all in our stars...

HOROSCOOP

It's all in our stars...

NEXT WEEK

Capricorn

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22nd December - 19th January

Ah, damn it! Not this time! No one will listen to you, school started and people already hate you (as far as I can see, it goes both ways). I know it’s annoying, but you’ll get trough it. I believe in you Capricorn. I know you can do it.

Aquarius

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20th January - 18th February

Ah yeah, here comes another dumb week. you’re going to waste it by watching YouTube and your mom will freak out, because you didn’t do anything during the holidays and now you have to go to school.

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Pisces

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19th February - 20th March

Wait, what time of the year is it again? Oh right, it's September, which means back to school! I know you hate it, but it looks like you’ll actually enjoy it this year. You will have a great start of the year but the first impression you make on your new teachers won’t be so great. You'll finally see your friends! So don't be so grumpy. You'll like it.

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Aries

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20th March - 20th April

Yes! You made it through last week! But don't be happy yet. Doom is upon you. Nah, just kidding. But really, don't do anything stupid. Don't get into fights, go bungee-jumping, climb or anything like that if you want to get your Horoscoop next week. And live, of course.

Taurus

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20th April - 21st May

And here comes your first week of the new school year. I know you absolutely hate it and I get it. Lucky for you you’ll actually like it this year. Your best friend will prove themselves to be the person you can trust with anything and you just might find love. I don’t know, anything can happen.

Gemini

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21st May - 21st June

My dear Gemini. I'm sorry but the odds won't be ever in your favor this week. You will face many obstacle in your first week back to school. I know you don't want to go back or see you friends, but you have to. And I believe you can do it. I know you can. Just don’t spend too much on Instagram, ok?

Cancer

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21st June - 23rd July

This is your week Cancer. School will go well, your grades won't keep falling like they did last school year and your friends won't annoy you. Your mom will let you take a break from all your hard work at home and she won't bother you. And finally, your crush might actually talk to you. Who knows? You know who? Me. Cuz I’m a fortune teller lol.

Leo

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23rd July - 23rd August

You are about to have a chill week. Don't stress about school (it’s only the beginning, you can do it later on in the year), stay out of drama, keep things under control and don't overwork yourself. Keep it simple.

Virgo

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23rd August - 23rd September

Virgo, I see bright things in your future. But I don't know what. Ah yes, I see it now! You'll get out of bed and you won’t look at memes the whole week. And also, school is here, so good luck with that crap. Yes, I know you can make me proud Virgo. I know you can do it.

Libra

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23rd September - 23rd October

Ah, damn it! Not this week! No one will listen to you, school will start and people will hate you. I know it's annoying, but you'll get trough it. I believe in you Libra. I know you can do it. Just stay chill.

Scorpio

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23rd October - 22nd November

September is here! I know you're not happy about it, but you just might enjoy it. It looks like a new crush is about to come along and sweep you off your feet. On the other hand, it looks like your best friend found a new friend to hang out with. But don't beat yourself up, you'll find new friends. You didn't like that one anyway.

Sagittarius

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22nd November - 22nd December

Oh no! Sagittarius, I am sorry, but things won't go your way. I suggest you just stay in bed for the whole week and not show your face till Monday.

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